Sunday, January 6, 2013

2012 Albums of the Year



#1 – Devin Townsend, Epicloud:
An achingly beautiful album that soars like a majestic eagle.

#2 – Melencolia Estasica, Hel:
Ethereal black metal that seduces like an untamed mermaid.

#3 – A Million Dead Birds Laughing, Xen:
Wholly original and totally satisfying. Where will they go next?

#4 - Chimp Spanner, All Roads Lead Here:
Fat, twanging bass in an orgy of synth , elevator music and eighties prog.

#5 – Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, Blood Lust:
Solid retro goodness with genius song-writing. Just add LSD.

#6 – Yurei, Night Vision:
Mental Norwegian shape-thrower poses dramatic existential questions to xylophone madness.

#7 – Testament, Dark Roots of Earth:
Testament showing the young ‘uns how it’s done. 

#8 – Overkill, The Electric Age:
Overkill showing the young ‘uns how it’s done.

#9 – Dragged Into Sunlight, Widowmaker:
Dark and terribly frightening with well thought out compositions.

#10 – Orchid, Heretic:
More than just the Sabbath you have when you’re not having Sabbath.

#11 – Khonsu, Anomalia:
I just love the juxtaposition of heaviness and electro pops and squeaks.

#12 – 6h33, Giggles, Garlands & Gallows:
Clown based humour from some psychotic French peoples.

#13 – Adrift For Days, Come Midnight:
‘Fuck you!’ they say, ‘We’re doing it our way.’

#14 – Aluk Todolo, Occult Rock:
Hypnotic. Elusive. Excellent for invoking the Devil.

#15 – Baroness, Yellow & Green:
Beautiful harmonies. Blowing our collective minds. Get well soon, fellas.

#16 – Napalm Death, Utilitarian:
Pioneers who just don’t get enough credit for their influence. Brilliant.

#17 – Soen, Cognitive:
Sexy & slinky. Creeps up on you like a saucy boa constrictor.

#18 – The Senseless, The Floating World:
Finger-bitingly mad tunes that make me laugh.

#19 – Cannibal Corpse, Torture:
I had to be strapped down after listening to this. Nurse!

#20 – Aborted, Global Flatline:
A perfect soundtrack for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

#21 – Meshuggah, Koloss:
Like being pummelled with a mallet. In the face. Forever.

#22 – Tankard, A Girl Called Cerveza:
A violently happy album for beer drinking and hell-raising.

#23 – Witchsorrow, God Curse Us:
Doomy, godless goodness. 

#24 – Various Artists, Stargazing Under Southern Skies:
Ranging from the gorgeously beautiful to the nun-punchingly angry.

#25 – Pomba Gira, Maleficia Lamiah :
Pink Floyd on drugs while worshipping voodoo deities (though this is a bit of a cheat; the album isn't released until 2013).


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